I’m not sure if you’ve noticed, but it snows a lot in Canada. It’s one of the many perks that come with living here in good ol’ Medicine Hat.
It is very rare that I will have anything negative to say about winter. Due to my rather outspoken adoration of snow I feel I have little right to complain about any other aspects. However today I have chosen to break from my traditional stance, and do exactly that – indirectly of course.
If you have indeed noticed the white fluffy stuff that falls from the sky at this time of year – I can hold you personally accountable for your sidewalks. Oh don’t try to avoid the issue. I know a lot of you are fantastic, but there has been an appalling lack of basic courtesy since the snow started falling.
I know I know. It’s cold out. The snow gets in uncomfortable places, you nose runs and things get a little awkward. You might have a nice car with command start which you can bolt out to, spending only mere moments on the sidewalk, however there are a number of people who aren’t so lucky. People like me. And to make the jab a little more pointed – take a moment to think about the kids who have to walk to the bus-stop or all the way to school. Hah – got you there don’t I?
Your un-shoveled sidewalk presents a hazard to every single person who walks along it. How would you feel if your neglect were the reason some innocent little kid fell and hurt themselves? Hmm?
Aside from the kids, you have the elderly who can’t afford to hurt themselves, and somewhat accident-prone individuals like myself who cannot possibly miss work due to an injury.
You knew what the responsibilities were when you moved into your house, or agreed to manage that apartment building and I would really appreciate it if you took them seriously. If you shovel regularly it only takes a few moments of your time. If for any reason you cannot shovel your sidewalk there are a plethora of small human beings who will gladly do so for a few dollars, and possibly even some generous neighbours who might be willing to assist you.
If you’re one of the wonderful people who shovel more or less regularly – I love you.
If you’re not, please accept my gentle prodding with good humour and go enjoy the nice crisp air we are so lucky to have this fine, sparkly winter.
Thank you all and good night!