Well last night was certainly interesting on the dream front… So interesting I tried to post the whole thing as a facebook status update — but was then informed it was just too darn long.

Due to those technical difficulties I have decided to instead share my dreams with the world. Lucky, lucky you!

Dream A: “FAMILY FEUD” My family went bonkers, brought every Christmas decoration they have ever owned and set them up in my living room… before raiding my fridge and kidnapping me to go on a shopping trip.

Interesting right? I’m sure the psychologists could have a field-day with that one. Well interesting as it was, the next one beats it hands down. 

Dream B: “THE ALIENS ARE COMING” In this dream aliens were descending from the heavens, bringing with them doom and destruction. The only course of action was to board gigantic space ships and escape out into the galaxy, not knowing if we would find a place to call home along the way. An alien, disguised as a human and on board the escaping ship, will only make our valiant quest that much more difficult. He revealed his true form, that of a glittering blue humanoid, to the Captain and I but has prevented us from uttering the terrible truth, ‘We are not alone.’ We can only watch, and hope, as humanity puts their fate into our hands.

Tune in tomorrow for more from “Beth’s Crazy Subconscious Brain”.