6:15 am – Day starts great. I’m up early. And it’s Friday.

6:35 am – Toilet is flushed. Murphy’s Law is active. Toilet overflows even though it only contained liquid.

6:40 am – I discover the clothing I had picked out for the day is covered in toilet water

6:50 am – Discover the toilet water leaked in massive amounts into the basement. Contaminated my clean laundry.

6:51 am – Realize that all my jeans that fit are now very much unable to be worn.

6:52 am – Begin pulling on a ‘spare’ pair of jeans.

6:55 am – Successfully pull the jeans on and find out they are about 4 inches too tight.

6:56 am – I wince a great deal.

6:58 am – I chug my coffee because I’m suddenly running out of time.

6:59 am – Put socks on. Can’t breathe while bending over due to the tightness of my jeans.

7:00 am – I feel fat. Very very uncomfortable – and fat.

7:05 am – I leave for work.

7:15 am – I realize I left my lunch on the counter, and there isn’t enough time to turn around and get it.

TFIF.